1. Strict formation rules at all times.
Dad at the front with repair kit for bikes, boys in the middle, Mum at the back with repair kit for boys.
2. The boys (keen fans of the Ice Age movies) like to point out that “he who has gas travels at the back of the pack”. (Charming!)
3. Formula 1 driver responses required by both adults to avoid collisions with smaller members of the pack who stop for frequent nose rubs.
4. Adults should carry encyclopaedias at all times.
5. Lycra must not be worn at any time.
6. A running buffet must always be available.
7. You are always nearly there. Unless…
8. Schoolwork can be done whilst you are riding and no, we are not nearly there, so there is plenty of time to learn something
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